funnyordie
funnyordie:

Who is the most American person of all time?
“Psh. It’s Evil Knievel. He invented the Grand Canyon and jumped over five presidents at once with a motorcycle and in 1972 he started eating a pound of Canadian soil a day just so he could shit it out and make it property of the USA.” — comedian Kyle Kinane in Funny Or Die’s The Occasional

I stand by my words. 

funnyordie:

Who is the most American person of all time?

“Psh. It’s Evil Knievel. He invented the Grand Canyon and jumped over five presidents at once with a motorcycle and in 1972 he started eating a pound of Canadian soil a day just so he could shit it out and make it property of the USA.” — comedian Kyle Kinane in Funny Or Die’s The Occasional

I stand by my words. 

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