Listening to a podcast in Starbucks. Not sure why wearing headphones makes me feel invisible, but I just cleaned out a solid chunk of belly button lint, held my arm at full extension, and dropped it on the floor. May have farted several times already and God knows what I did to soil all these napkins.

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