Kyle Kinane is tailor made with the skills to tackle the kind of stories that occur on Sklarbro County! Kyle talks to us about his thoughts on WrestleMania, being onstage at Zanies in Chicago as a fight broke out, and getting immediate feedback from fans online. Florida is two for three this week as Dan Van Kirk brings in some crazy stories that involve; a Florida woman who poops in a yard then swims naked in a pool, Florida twins who feud with a frying pan, machete, and gun, and a mom & son run against each other for presidency in the sad little town of Dixmoor, Illinois. Plus, Mark Wahlberg shares a preview of his new movie project and tells us what he thinks about the Women’s Final Four in another edition of the Weekly Wahlberg.
Love these dudes. One of the best times I’ve had at 930am on a Monday, if not the very best.
Here’s First Teaser for Grawlix’s Those Who Can’t Coming to Amazon Instant Next Week
Next week, specifically on April 18th, The Grawlix’s Amazon Studios web series, Those Who Can’t, will finally premiere. Seems from this first teaser as Adam Cayton-Holland, Ben Roy, and Andrew Orvedahl play teachers in Colorado, though they’re still pretty much themselves from their previous roles as self-absorbed, conniving comedians.
Basically, we’re really excited for next Thursday.
HELL YES
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The Yeah Yeah Yeahs lay down the law at last night’s Webster Hall show.
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR BANDS/VENUES TO DO THIS. My former method of retaliation was to hold my phone up directly in front of the offender’s phone, wait for them to give me a dirty look, and respond, “Oh, I’m sorry. Am I obstructing your view of the performance?” I mean, my way is still pretty fun, but I’d rather just watch the show with out some asshole thinking his/her shaky iPhone footage is going to capture the memories he/she is too MDMA’d out to remember for himself.
Sometimes it’s okay to just live our lives without documentation. Actually, MOST times our life doesn’t need documentation.
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James Adomian doing his impression of Kyle Kinane at The Lincoln Lodge
Showed this to my mom, fully expecting her to say something along the lines of “Nobody can impersonate my baby. This sounds nothing like you.” Instead I got, “This is uncanny! He’s great!”
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This is my friend/drinking buddy/fellow knife-throwing enthusiast’s new book.
I do not fear death
By ROGER EBERT
I will pass away sooner than most people who read this, but that doesn’t shake my sense of wonder and joy
Don’t have much to say in the way of his movie reviews, but as far as looking back at life and offering advice on how to do it best, I give Roger Ebert two thumbs way up.

