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scottbox: Tuesday afternoon, I was on Twitter. Writing jokes. Reading jokes. Like many of my fellow comedians, I use Twitter as a virtual notebook to jot out zingers and pithy observations that might or might not be useful in front of an actual audience. Because I live to delight people. Twitter is…
Ruby on iTunes
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Fuck you guys and your “nice” car stereos. I’ll remove your faceplates, smartmouths.
Thanks! @PasteMagazine’s 10 Best Comedians of 2011 http://t.co/pgcxJ02H
“Biography: Dave Thomas” is on at the same time as “Bigfoot: The Definitive Guide.” Basic cable, you make my life quite difficult sometimes.
January dates: Austin, OKC, Denver, Grand Rapids, Atlanta, and Nashville. Check http://t.co/YJeHBkia for details.
Larry Crispness, everyone.
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I don’t like any of the booze anymore. Forever. God, strike me down if I’m wrong.
Some movie trailer came out and now there’s nerd diarrhea all over? Whatever. Excited about the Salad Chef. Large one comes with a spinner.
I think I’m getting sick. What’s that stuff you rub on your chest to relieve congestion? Boobs? Yes, boobs. Someone rub their boobs on me.
Looks like it’s another night locked down by the battle of Kyle Kinane vs. The Victor Borge informercial.
So I just cried into a club sandwich while watching the end of Elf. These hangovers are getting weird.
Guys, I have a wishlist just like the porn ladies! http://t.co/AHjL6aSP via @amazon