August 2011
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Meant to write “pretend to go pee” but i like “pretend to go be” more
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RT @PowerViolenceLA: Tonight 9PM. @kylekinane , @nickrutherford , @RobGleeson , @mrdavechild, @ronbabcock , @melissavpees, Ed Salazar, a …
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Emergency Snacknician on call @commenace is bringing home Wendy’s and I’m gonna watch Paranormal Activity or some shit HELL YEAH
As of today, the toughest truthful statement I can make is, “I went home first and ate some chili, THEN I went and got stitches.”
I anxiously await @dadboner’s review of the new California Whopper.
Dance like no one is watching. You can because you’re alone. Always alone.
Just heard someone on TV say, “And now it’s time for our old friend Bacon Fat” and I thought I was about to hear some awesome harmonica.
Stop farting in the sound booth. Stop farting in the sound booth. Stop farting in the sound booth. Stop farting in the sound booth.
RT @austinlouisray: I spoke with the hilarious @kylekinane for The A.V. Club. You should read this and buy his album. http://t.co/n7Y6OtP
Gig in Sturgis tonight. Opening with “Awful lot of leather and tassles for a bunch of ‘straight’ dudes.” Funeral roast Wednesday in LA.
“@lunchyprices: Sexy bread on a dipshit sandwich! @RonnieWK @kylekinane http://t.co/8Q4Tlex” //because i said i would…
RT @brandttobler: Vegas tonight! @MattMarkman @kylekinane and I will be telling jokes at boomers at 8pm. 2 dollar PBR’s and 7 dollar pi …
3am and I’m using WikiHow to tie a bandana so I look badass. Skipped the step that said “Don’t be Kyle Kinane.” http://twitpic.com/63cx19
Guys, do I go Movie Draft or Final Draft? Which screenwriting program has predictive text for different explosion sounds and boob jiggles?
