August 2011
28 posts
“The Change-Up?” More like “Inception 2.” Shit’s complicated, yo.
July 2011
28 posts
“How bad of a set was it, Kyle?” Well, at one point I just said the words “whiskey dick” and then said “how about some crowd work?”
Creationists must love Ribfest. (tighter joke and a better way to find out that “creationist” isn’t a word according to spellcheck)
The words “financial crisis” aren’t scaring anyone I know. We’ve been broke for years. Welcome aboard, USA. Cold Spaghetti-O’s, anyone?
Just added to the Great Mistakes Summer Tour: Boomers Bar in Vegas 8/10 and Boulder Comedy Club, Boulder CO 8/12
Just so everyone know, that is @redban’s cat, not Toby “Big” Damage.
Doing voice over work right now. Dont ever fart in a sound-proof room. Noise isnt the only the only thing that can’t escape these walls.
Opening for the @danieltosh tour from Kitchner ON to Thunder Bay ON starting this Thursday, If Canada lets me in. Columbus and Madison too.
Lightning? Went swimming. Macho fuck you, nature. Taco Bell’s gettin punched in the face with my dick which is what I’m calling my mouth.
Still trying to figure out how a bike that you can’t stop pedaling and has no brakes is called “fixed.” Sounds a lot more like “fucked up”.
RT @eliyudin: @kylekinane If you walk into the wall between Sexy Hair and Farm Meat, you come out on a magical train to a White Castle m …
Gotta say, the @nuttst shows this weekend were fantastic. Big thanks to @elrojoperez and Thai Chi Williams and both sold-out audiences.
RT @nuttst: Kyle Kinane show Nutt St. Comedy Room is SOLD OUT! If you have a ticket, get there early, as it is general seating. Doors …
RT @patrickroddy: @kylekinane I made this thing with you on it that I’m selling to benefit a charity. http://t.co/WP3fqIB
Kyle Kinane Light Box for sale to benefit Los... →
comedylightbox:
I’m a man of my word. Here’s the first light box I’ve listed to benefit a worthy cause.
