May 2011
39 posts
May 20th
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The Daily Flailure: The Rapture for Dummies →
flailure: There are many misconceptions about the upcoming Rapture, but here are the facts. May 21, 2011 is the Rapture. That does not mean that Saturday is the end of the world. The Rapture is, in fact, a precursor to the end of the world. On Saturday, only the 3 million true believers will be saved. The…
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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Gonna pregame for tonight’s STL show @DadBoner style with some wings and cold ones at Hooters, conveniently located next to my Red Roof Inn.
May 19th
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May 19th
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The day cheeseburgers grow on trees is the day I order a salad from McDonalds.
May 17th
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Installing a balloon drop over my bed, GALS. http://t.co/prJqUQO
May 16th
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RT @grahamelwood: @Apey @kylekinane @andytwood and I all getting our Purple boners ready for Prince! http://t.co/yiWfbEL
May 15th
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May 14th
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RT @Apey: “I would definitely patronize a Red Lobster hotel & casino if they opened one.” — @kylekinane, man of refined taste.
May 14th
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RT @FlappersComedy: Join us @FlappersComedy for @jimmydorecomedy Submersive Comedy tonight at 8pm for @kylekinane, @brendonwalsh, Karen …
May 13th
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I have no idea why, but Al B. Sure’s headshot behind the counter of this carwash just made me change my mind about getting an ice cream.
May 12th
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I’ve got a 55” TV with a million channels but putting a paper towel tube in my butthole and sharpshooter farting is still more entertaining.
May 10th
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The Comedy Bureau: The Bridgetown Tapes: An... →
thecomedybureau: While at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival in Portland, Bureau Director Jake Kroeger got to catch a word with some of the most talked about comedians at the festival. Here, Kyle Kinane had just won another year of Nato Green’s comedy take on Iron Chef, “Iron Comic”, in which comedians write…
May 10th
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Did I watch Treme or the most over-produced Budweiser commercial I’ve ever seen?
May 9th
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Relapse Theater at 1am. Let’s close out this trip with all the wrong moves, Atlanta.
May 8th
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Turns out I put my wallet in the minifridge last night. Go figure.
May 4th
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Star Bar Atlanta tonight. Make my poison oak sickness worth it. Also, handsome young @karlhess is here too.
May 4th
Looks like these two large pizzas I planned on eating will have more historical significance than I thought.
May 2nd
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