The Daily Flailure: The Rapture for Dummies →
flailure: There are many misconceptions about the upcoming Rapture, but here are the facts. May 21, 2011 is the Rapture. That does not mean that Saturday is the end of the world. The Rapture is, in fact, a precursor to the end of the world. On Saturday, only the 3 million true believers will be saved. The…
Gonna pregame for tonight’s STL show @DadBoner style with some wings and cold ones at Hooters, conveniently located next to my Red Roof Inn.
The day cheeseburgers grow on trees is the day I order a salad from McDonalds.
Installing a balloon drop over my bed, GALS. http://t.co/prJqUQO
RT @grahamelwood: @Apey @kylekinane @andytwood and I all getting our Purple boners ready for Prince! http://t.co/yiWfbEL
RT @Apey: “I would definitely patronize a Red Lobster hotel & casino if they opened one.” — @kylekinane, man of refined taste.
RT @FlappersComedy: Join us @FlappersComedy for @jimmydorecomedy Submersive Comedy tonight at 8pm for @kylekinane, @brendonwalsh, Karen …
I have no idea why, but Al B. Sure’s headshot behind the counter of this carwash just made me change my mind about getting an ice cream.
I’ve got a 55” TV with a million channels but putting a paper towel tube in my butthole and sharpshooter farting is still more entertaining.
The Comedy Bureau: The Bridgetown Tapes: An... →
thecomedybureau: While at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival in Portland, Bureau Director Jake Kroeger got to catch a word with some of the most talked about comedians at the festival. Here, Kyle Kinane had just won another year of Nato Green’s comedy take on Iron Chef, “Iron Comic”, in which comedians write…
Did I watch Treme or the most over-produced Budweiser commercial I’ve ever seen?
Relapse Theater at 1am. Let’s close out this trip with all the wrong moves, Atlanta.
Turns out I put my wallet in the minifridge last night. Go figure.
Star Bar Atlanta tonight. Make my poison oak sickness worth it. Also, handsome young @karlhess is here too.
Looks like these two large pizzas I planned on eating will have more historical significance than I thought.