RT @BeardsOfComedy: Beards in Omaha tonight at the Side Door Lounge for a 7 pm show. Tickets available online at Brown Paper… http:/ …
Guess which awesome dude just licked pizza sauce off his computer while trying to post a Tesla video?
NoBodys in charge so fuck off if you’re looking for rules. Potrofka has his birth certificate
Delilah’s. Yep. Come out, strangers. We’ll have breakfast soon.
The thing in the box in Creepshow and the monster in Big Trouble In Little China still get me. Nostalgic terror is the best.
Everytime these dorks on Ghost Adventures mention the EMF detector, I imagine it must read “You’re Unbelievable!” I’m a comedy champion.
In honor of Baby Jessica’s birthday, all well drinks should be half-off today.
Golden Girls is a solid show. No joke.
Some twat is playing his violin in the airport at 730am. This isn’t the subway. We paid to be here. Cork it, maestro.
Hey boobs, get over here.
When does Wikipedia come out in paperback?
I’m sober tonight, so it’ll be pretty quiet. Just staying up studying survivalcache.com and having small but consistent panic attacks.
RT @Puddinstrip: I uploaded a YouTube video — Puddin’ (Kyle #5) http://youtu.be/q_TbR2b4_jE?a
Just took a loose dump during a Rhianna remix. Spring break! #foreveryoung
Seeing a wave runner sitting in the dirt is more of a bummer than you think.
Now I’m on the futon listening to my mom talk about conspiracy theories via Skype with her online gambling pals.