March 2011
44 posts
RT @FrankConniff: Cartoon Dump tonight! Emo Philips! Kyle Kinane! Shitty cartoons not the least bit Oscar-worthy! http://on.fb.me/idol5V
February 2011
53 posts
The idea that art has to have a “best of” category destroys the entire concept.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1SiSUrvUnk #Oscar
I love having a hotel room with two beds. One for eating, one for sleeping. The way it should be.
Have patience through mine, and then watch @TheFullCharge’s CCP. I was laughing so hard in the green room I forgot I had to tape mine next.
Back went out last week, right knee buckled this morning, and now inner ear problems. This is what I get for being “really happy lately.”
Vancouver, I will be hunting the elusive “Japadog” tonight through Saturday. Come out to the Comedy Mix with clues, maps, or talismans.
RT @JenKirkman: See u 2nite at Hywood Improv! Benefit for Inner City Arts. Comics: me, Bamford, Kinane, Rothbart, Holmes. Tix: http://t …
Buying a Jane Fonda workout foam roller at Target and upset about the cost. This was pointless to share. Get it now, everyone?
I think Dennis Farina and Delroy Lindo are the same dude. I’m also tired. Gonna lay on the carpet in the sun with this dog that’s here.
RT @JohnFugelsang: God still has yet to join any of his fan clubs.
The commercial has a guy that eats Cheerios so he can be healthy enough to build bird houses forever. I want to be mad with him, but nah.
White girls with no asses are the only people left on Earth who still dance to “Baby Got Back.”
“Oyster crackers” has got to be racist to somebody, somewhere, right?
Why won’t bachelorette parties go and ruin an art opening or a jazz concert for once, you rotten cliched roving gang of attention whores?
Just laying around, farting in bed. Or as I call it, “filling the sails of my dinghy to dream country.”
