RT @aspecialthing: thinks Kyle Kinane - Bunnies should be nominated for #tca2011 Best Viral Original @comedyawards http://t.co/4yges9a
Is somebody fucking with me with all this clamoring in the hallway? Some ghost-ass shit going down here.
NEW BIKE DAY!
Guess who threw his back out trying to pop a wheelie on new bike day? Fucking Christ. What an asshole.
For the six people who might care. http://yfrog.com/hscv9pfj
brido: This is one of the worst newscaster meltdowns I’ve ever seen! I had an easier time deciphering “Pootie Tang.” Holy shit. This is what a stroke sounds like.
The Grand Canyon began as a lonely drip. Sounds like a career model custom-fitted for yours truly.
I’ve got a case of the farts that sounds like a junior high woodwind section warming up and gray chest hair. No plans for Valentine’s, gals.
“Brunch” is a nice way of getting a whole group of people who might throw up on some eggs together in one place.
“Why don’t you come back to my room? My mattress is probably dry by now.” The explanation of that pickup line still won’t help, I realize.
Apparently I fell asleep and spilled a Labatts Blue all over the goddamn bed. All these screaming Egyptians are NOT helping this hangover.
Traverse City is really spoiling the shit out of us right now. I think I’m 5 minutes away from a foot massage by @Sarahtiana
Up next, a little Love/Hate for your afternoon. You might “Black Out In The Red Room,” but you’ll wake up in mine! Ha! Talkin’ ‘bout fuckin.
Oh no! Fixies at Walmart! Time to find a different impractical fashion accessory, awesome kids. http://tinyurl.com/ylzf6r3
I feel a stunt nap coming on!
SurroundSound is whack. “Oh shit, sounds like a motorcycle is speeding from behind that lamp over to where I dropped those Pringles.” Dumb.