“Patience” by GnR is the reason car stereos exist. Bonus points if you’re at the Del Taco drive thru. (Spicy chicken burrito comin through)
Pajama jeans: because your ass is going to be that big no matter what time of day or night!
Many thanks to the huge crowd that came out for The Incubator at UCB tonight to watch us comics wander, rewrite, experiment and sort it out.
Meatloaf roadie said touring Europe and Australia were great, but the US was no good. I said, “Two Out Of Three Ain’t Bad.” He didn’t laugh.
If Johnny Carson were drugs, Leif Garret would be Ed McMahon.
At the pot doctor. Wish I had the balls to list “laser show and Tron 3D this afternoon” under “ailments.”
#unfairlymalignedfilmcharacters? Really? Anybody do anything cool tonight or did you all just sit around congratulating yourselves alone?
Thank you @nerdist and @meltdown_show. Tonight was a show where I get home and feel limitlessly grateful for what I’m allowed in this world.
RT @The_Rumpus: Rumpus Radio talks comedy, selling out, and Tesla with the hilarious @KyleKinane: http://bit.ly/i1dOym (guest host @Nato …
Serves me right for believing “Vietnamese ham” meant anything other than “we found this meat wrapped in a sweatshirt behind Pep Boys.”
RT @IsaacFitzgerald: Fell asleep fully clothed last night with an A’s cap pulled over my eyes, muttering something about being a “sleepy …
The plane didn’t capsize and the boat stayed in the clouds last night. Thanks again, San Francisco. You’re special to me.
RT @dboz: goddammit that was fun. #kinane #purpleonion
RT @commenace: Working class republicans: congrats! The ruling class will now have more money to spend on figuring out new ways to fuck …
Archers of Pimento Loaf #fatindiebands
Last chance, SFO—Purple Onion tonight at 8. FYI, “Fran SanCisco” is a decent drag name. Come to think of it, so is “The Purple Onion.”
The Winchester Mystery House is the physical equivalent of my thought process. “Oh, look—another staircase that goes nowhere.”