Said “Wow, you don’t even look fucked up in the face or anything” to a pro MMA fighter last night. I must be one dumb son of a bitch.
I carried the burrito back to my hotel room swaddled like a newborn and proceeded to treat as such, ignoring it for basic cable television.
In spite of strange chest pains and having to berate a large part of the audience tonight, this is neat: http://amzn.to/eoxmp5
It’s been a hell of a week and it’s only Tuesday. Thank you to everyone for all the nice words and appreciation.
RT @IsaacFitzgerald: I leave @KyleKinane alone in my apartment for less than 10 mins before he texts, “Does your fire alarm routinely go …
9am in San Francisco and already the fire alarm’s gone off and I realized I’ve been wearing my underpants inside out since yesterday.
RT @zerohacker Best stand-up comedy album of the year - @kylekinane “Death Of The Party” His debut on AST records.//Thanks!
San Franciscans, I will be at Club Deluxe tomorrow and the Purple Onion Thursday. San Joseans, I will be at the Improv Tues. and Wed.
I don’t do FourSquare but I just want to let you know that I’m the mayor of the shitter at this Mexican restaurant on Sunset. #saladexodus
RT @thepretension: BP Live is TONIGHT! http://bit.ly/hD4rpp Don’t miss out, stupid!
I said anyone drinking out of wine glasses at 2AM look like assholes and some girl dressed like Amelia Earhart hit me in the face.
Doesn’t look like I’ll be invited back to that wine bar anytime soon. I’m okay with that.
I’m about to put the neighbor’s dog out of my misery.
RT @McRibSandwich: I’m classing up my name Ke$ha style. Call me M¢Rib.
Have a boss once tell me “Nobody’s paying you to think” has been the most liberating statement I’ve ever heard.
My review of last night’s Fleetwood Mac techno remix at the bar: “Finally someone put a drum machine under these daddy issues!”
RT @IsaacFitzgerald: Dear SFPD, @KyleKinane is coming to town soon. We won’t burn the town to the ground if you leave us be. Fair warning.
RT @ComedyCentral: Comics @ReggieWatts, KurtMetzger & @KyleKinane tell why they paid to get on @ComedyCentral’s Hot List - Sunday 10pm/9 …
I think I’m gonna start growing my hair out. Yep, there we go. Just started.