December 2011
27 posts
November 2011
36 posts
Pho is Vietnamese soup made when an former child soldier coughs on a bowl of gutter run-off and fish nightmares and I can’t stop eating it.
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Turns out being the founder of MADD and the reason it exists are two different things.
Just posted a photo http://t.co/8AAvoHxL
“Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown…CHING CHONG DING DONG HAAHAA! LOOK AT THIS FACE I’M MAKING RIGHT NOW, JAKE! OH, HERRROOO!!”
I dont know if Im in a dog-friendly lesbian bar or a lesbian-friendly dog bar, but I am undoubtedly in San Francisco.
Okay, who just saw the crazy UFOs over San Francisco bay about ten minutes ago?
Dear commercials, stop anthropomorphizing mucus. Love, everyone everywhere always.
RT @MarthaPlimpton: If Fred Phelps has the right to verbally abuse people going to their son’s funerals, then #OWS has the right to sit …
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Did I mention my man @IanKarmel is doing the shows with me in Seattle this weekend? Come for Ian, stay for…whatever it is I’m doing lately
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When you remember that “Margaritaville” is a now a chain restaurant, the song acquires a sadness the likes of which I hope I never know.
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