Pho is Vietnamese soup made when an former child soldier coughs on a bowl of gutter run-off and fish nightmares and I can’t stop eating it.
Turns out being the founder of MADD and the reason it exists are two different things.
“Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown…CHING CHONG DING DONG HAAHAA! LOOK AT THIS FACE I’M MAKING RIGHT NOW, JAKE! OH, HERRROOO!!”
I dont know if Im in a dog-friendly lesbian bar or a lesbian-friendly dog bar, but I am undoubtedly in San Francisco.
Okay, who just saw the crazy UFOs over San Francisco bay about ten minutes ago?
Dear commercials, stop anthropomorphizing mucus. Love, everyone everywhere always.
RT @MarthaPlimpton: If Fred Phelps has the right to verbally abuse people going to their son’s funerals, then #OWS has the right to sit …
Did I mention my man @IanKarmel is doing the shows with me in Seattle this weekend? Come for Ian, stay for…whatever it is I’m doing lately
When you remember that “Margaritaville” is a now a chain restaurant, the song acquires a sadness the likes of which I hope I never know.