RT @zombieruckspin: hey @kylekinane, i need a ticket for one of your shows tonight. please RT
Can’t believe I’m sitting here watching the entire soundtrack to “Empire Records” on Starz right now.
RT @RickyCarmona: One of America’s greatest philosophers Jack Burton: http://t.co/cvopSXfN
I don’t know how to store voice memos with my phone but I can sure as shit get mustard and hair inside of it somehow.
Another fart-propelled Saturday.
I haven’t even gotten out of bed yet and I’m already bored. Someone bring over boobs and pizza and one of the Paranormal Activity movies.
LAMetro Red Line: After midnight, face tattoos ride for free!
“@KatrinaLColeman: If “Free is just another word for nothin’ left to lose,” then @kylekinane is liberty personified.” Beautiful! Thanks!
If Jason Bourne was a pothead who always ate White Castle before the amnesia and not a top CIA operative, then I’m just like Jason Bourne.
If you respect my opinion about comedy, you’ll get @JayLarsoncomedy’s new album: http://t.co/0ukeodN5
Get a DUI, pay $600 to go to req’d class where instructor tells you DUIs are a money-making scam. It’s enough to drive someone to alcoholism
Thought my apartment might be haunted but then thought, “Why would a ghost still rent?”
The entire Delta Airlines operation in Gainesville seems to be run by one guy and he’s sleeping in this morning.
You can’t be vegan if you bite your fingernails, right?
Great first night @thefestfl, but tonight I think I’ll adopt the plan of “you cut in front of me for the bathroom, I piss on your back.”
Drunk with Space Camp Greg, off to see Dan Padilla @thefestfl