Thanks! @PasteMagazine’s 10 Best Comedians of 2011 http://t.co/pgcxJ02H
“Biography: Dave Thomas” is on at the same time as “Bigfoot: The Definitive Guide.” Basic cable, you make my life quite difficult sometimes.
January dates: Austin, OKC, Denver, Grand Rapids, Atlanta, and Nashville. Check http://t.co/YJeHBkia for details.
Larry Crispness, everyone.
onepunksongaday: Queerwülf - Tonight, I’m...
I don’t like any of the booze anymore. Forever. God, strike me down if I’m wrong.
Some movie trailer came out and now there’s nerd diarrhea all over? Whatever. Excited about the Salad Chef. Large one comes with a spinner.
I think I’m getting sick. What’s that stuff you rub on your chest to relieve congestion? Boobs? Yes, boobs. Someone rub their boobs on me.
Looks like it’s another night locked down by the battle of Kyle Kinane vs. The Victor Borge informercial.
So I just cried into a club sandwich while watching the end of Elf. These hangovers are getting weird.
Guys, I have a wishlist just like the porn ladies! http://t.co/AHjL6aSP via @amazon
CHEAP GIRLS: New record GIANT ORANGE out February... →
cheapgirls: Allow us to announce to you our third full length record, “GIANT ORANGE” It’ll be out on February 21st on our new home for album, Rise Records. We’d also like to share with you the first single from the record, a song called “Ruby” It’ll have ten songs that total somewhere around… Listen to Cheap Girls. I wish I had this as a soundtrack to every night spent driving around...
Can you eat hot wings without killing the whole chicken? Because if you can, that’s really humane and we should work on that as a society.
I’m glad to find out Dick Biondi is still doin’ it, Chicagoland!
I think this room service salad cost me four hundred dollars.
RT @comedybar: This Saturday’s 10pm Kyle Kinane id SOLD OUT! midnight show has been added! GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!
Alright, Canada—it’s on! Tomorrow Montreal, Friday Ottawa, and Saturday Toronto. I will kiss all of you.
Watched a video of Michele Bachmann talking to LGBT students. Got me so pissed I had to crank one off to a photo of doves just to calm down.
DEATH TO BRINGER SHOWS
VIVA LA BABS GRAY! paulcibis: 1000x yes. Bringer shows are a scam that exploits inexperienced comics and wastes the time/money of the audience by presenting (at best) overly-long, inconsistant shows. Worse yet, bad bringer shows can (and do) prejudice audiences against choosing live comedy as an entertainment option in the future. barbaragray: