December 2011
27 posts
Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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November 2011
36 posts
Pho is Vietnamese soup made when an former child soldier coughs on a bowl of gutter run-off and fish nightmares and I can’t stop eating it.
Nov 30th
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Nov 29th
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Turns out being the founder of MADD and the reason it exists are two different things.
Nov 28th
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Just posted a photo http://t.co/8AAvoHxL
Nov 26th
Nov 26th
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“Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown…CHING CHONG DING DONG HAAHAA! LOOK AT THIS FACE I’M MAKING RIGHT NOW, JAKE! OH, HERRROOO!!”
Nov 25th
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I dont know if Im in a dog-friendly lesbian bar or a lesbian-friendly dog bar, but I am undoubtedly in San Francisco.
Nov 24th
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Okay, who just saw the crazy UFOs over San Francisco bay about ten minutes ago?
Nov 23rd
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Dear commercials, stop anthropomorphizing mucus. Love, everyone everywhere always.
Nov 21st
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Nov 20th
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RT @MarthaPlimpton: If Fred Phelps has the right to verbally abuse people going to their son’s funerals, then #OWS has the right to sit …
Nov 20th
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Nov 20th
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Did I mention my man @IanKarmel is doing the shows with me in Seattle this weekend? Come for Ian, stay for…whatever it is I’m doing lately
Nov 18th
Nov 16th
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Nov 16th
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Nov 16th
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When you remember that “Margaritaville” is a now a chain restaurant, the song acquires a sadness the likes of which I hope I never know.
Nov 16th
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WatchWatch
jonahray: NONZOLLA’S NUTSHOT WAREHOUSE A video I made at WEB SOUP starring @kylekinane
Nov 15th
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Nov 15th
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Nov 14th
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RT @zombieruckspin: hey @kylekinane, i need a ticket for one of your shows tonight. please RT
Nov 14th
Can’t believe I’m sitting here watching the entire soundtrack to “Empire Records” on Starz right now.
Nov 12th
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RT @RickyCarmona: One of America’s greatest philosophers Jack Burton: http://t.co/cvopSXfN
Nov 11th
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I don’t know how to store voice memos with my phone but I can sure as shit get mustard and hair inside of it somehow.
Nov 8th
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Nov 8th
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Another fart-propelled Saturday.
Nov 7th
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I haven’t even gotten out of bed yet and I’m already bored. Someone bring over boobs and pizza and one of the Paranormal Activity movies.
Nov 6th
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LAMetro Red Line: After midnight, face tattoos ride for free!
Nov 5th
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“@KatrinaLColeman: If “Free is just another word for nothin’ left to lose,” then @kylekinane is liberty personified.” Beautiful! Thanks!
Nov 4th
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If Jason Bourne was a pothead who always ate White Castle before the amnesia and not a top CIA operative, then I’m just like Jason Bourne.
Nov 4th
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If you respect my opinion about comedy, you’ll get @JayLarsoncomedy’s new album: http://t.co/0ukeodN5
Nov 3rd
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Nov 2nd
257 notes
Get a DUI, pay $600 to go to req’d class where instructor tells you DUIs are a money-making scam. It’s enough to drive someone to alcoholism
Nov 2nd
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Thought my apartment might be haunted but then thought, “Why would a ghost still rent?”
Nov 1st
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