September 2011
24 posts
Gonna be in Madison @comedyonstate next week. Come out, be a friend.
Nachos are like a burrito that went throught machine in The Fly before the tweaks got worked outIM BORED WITH THIS SHIT ARENT YOU?
Any time I try to pay attention to politics I feel like I’ve been roofied by America.
I’m convinced I’m the reason onions stay in business. It’s like being best friends with the dirty cousin.
My name is “Kyle Kinane.” How stupid is that?
August 2011
28 posts
Meant to write “pretend to go pee” but i like “pretend to go be” more
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RT @PowerViolenceLA: Tonight 9PM. @kylekinane , @nickrutherford , @RobGleeson , @mrdavechild, @ronbabcock , @melissavpees, Ed Salazar, a …
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Emergency Snacknician on call @commenace is bringing home Wendy’s and I’m gonna watch Paranormal Activity or some shit HELL YEAH
As of today, the toughest truthful statement I can make is, “I went home first and ate some chili, THEN I went and got stitches.”
I anxiously await @dadboner’s review of the new California Whopper.
Dance like no one is watching. You can because you’re alone. Always alone.
Just heard someone on TV say, “And now it’s time for our old friend Bacon Fat” and I thought I was about to hear some awesome harmonica.
Stop farting in the sound booth. Stop farting in the sound booth. Stop farting in the sound booth. Stop farting in the sound booth.
RT @austinlouisray: I spoke with the hilarious @kylekinane for The A.V. Club. You should read this and buy his album. http://t.co/n7Y6OtP
