September 2010
68 posts
RT @jimgoad: Time to lower the minimum wage for all politicians and let them feel how the other half lives.
Sep 12th
4 notes
Anybody else want to start bmx racing later in life? If I do this all on my own I’m gonna look like a real creep.
Sep 12th
1 note
Sep 11th
11 notes
Just had 5-way chili. It was probably more gross than any type of sexual joke you could make about it. Cleaned my plate regardless.
Sep 11th
2 notes
I think I’m going through a Taylor Swift thing right now. Just piss off about it, okay?
Sep 10th
4 notes
Cincinnati, I will be at the “Go Bananas” comedy club this weekend. What else to do there when I’m not going bananas? Suggestions?
Sep 8th
1 note
Fighting all the sounds that are fighting to be sights
Sep 5th
2 notes
So many answered questions of the day end at FatBurger
Sep 5th
http://twitpic.com/2lh33y - Found your stash, Midnight Show!
Sep 5th
I think all these guys are from “Breakin 2”
Sep 5th
1 note
www.bachmanandturner.com They’re no longer in Overdrive. Finally they can just put in a regular 40-hour week like the rest of us.
Sep 5th
1 note
I’ve been using junk mail instead of paper towels to cover food in the microwave. Is this bad? Has Guy Fieri answered this yet? Serious.
Sep 4th
5 notes
“@redlobster: good weekend for red lobster road trip. who’s heading out of town?” Are you really Red Lobster or a setup for a home invasion?
Sep 3rd
1 note
Not having kids is a tribute to good parenting on your folks’ part. “You did so great with me I can’t compete.” Written while drunk @ Arbys.
Sep 3rd
RT @aspecialthing: #ASTnews 4x$5: Pardo, Benson, Tompkins & Kinane on sale @ Amazon http://bit.ly/9MeO0x
Sep 3rd
1 note
Sep 2nd
21 notes
This should be a more direct link to $5 “Death Of The Party”: http://amzn.to/cdLcw5
Sep 2nd
1 note
Have you been holding out on buying “Death of the Party” because ten bucks was gonna break you? How about a finsky? http://amzn.to/bvjj0X
Sep 2nd
August 2010
141 posts
It was real dark and I ate something off the floor in the living room. Now I’m off to the beach.
Aug 31st
1 note
Aug 31st
23 notes