RT @jimgoad: Time to lower the minimum wage for all politicians and let them feel how the other half lives.
Anybody else want to start bmx racing later in life? If I do this all on my own I’m gonna look like a real creep.
Just had 5-way chili. It was probably more gross than any type of sexual joke you could make about it. Cleaned my plate regardless.
I think I’m going through a Taylor Swift thing right now. Just piss off about it, okay?
Cincinnati, I will be at the “Go Bananas” comedy club this weekend. What else to do there when I’m not going bananas? Suggestions?
Fighting all the sounds that are fighting to be sights
So many answered questions of the day end at FatBurger
http://twitpic.com/2lh33y - Found your stash, Midnight Show!
I think all these guys are from “Breakin 2”
www.bachmanandturner.com They’re no longer in Overdrive. Finally they can just put in a regular 40-hour week like the rest of us.
I’ve been using junk mail instead of paper towels to cover food in the microwave. Is this bad? Has Guy Fieri answered this yet? Serious.
“@redlobster: good weekend for red lobster road trip. who’s heading out of town?” Are you really Red Lobster or a setup for a home invasion?
Not having kids is a tribute to good parenting on your folks’ part. “You did so great with me I can’t compete.” Written while drunk @ Arbys.
RT @aspecialthing: #ASTnews 4x$5: Pardo, Benson, Tompkins & Kinane on sale @ Amazon http://bit.ly/9MeO0x
This should be a more direct link to $5 “Death Of The Party”: http://amzn.to/cdLcw5
Have you been holding out on buying “Death of the Party” because ten bucks was gonna break you? How about a finsky? http://amzn.to/bvjj0X
It was real dark and I ate something off the floor in the living room. Now I’m off to the beach.