It was a fun enough evening at the Late Bar. 80s Goth and New Wave night. Three dollars is all a domestic beer should ever cost, now and forever. The ladies were dancing a little and they played crazy videos. A tall, greasy fella chopped at the air to a Front 242 song and some clown with a lazy mohawk made a few lonely kicks towards the mirrored wall. It was all fine until the goth girls showed...
Many thanks for the nice mentions. Back on the road this week: OKC Tues, Tulsa Wed, and Tempe Improv Fri/Sat. Then underpants time in LA.
Tempe Improv next Friday and Saturday. Let’s wrap this tour up in style. Jean shorts ridin’ on!
“Hold on—this is Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam.” Yes it is, Methhead, and thank you for sharing your Wild Turkey with me. I had a Friday night!
If you see a Ranger jamming “Look What The Cat Dragged In” blazing through your town, just nod and wish me luck. Back on the road Sunday.
Someone just underestimated pairing the jalepeno burger with post-Randy Ozzy! Not me—I’m behind a Target trying to drop a ladle-full.
Jamming “Hell Bent for Leather” in the White Castle parking lot. Nostalgia or method acting?
Dad informed me that the lawyer handling grandmother’s estate asked him where he could get a jet engine, what for to put in an automobile.
Post-funeral tiki bar trip. Only two other guys at Hala Kahiki right now. One just asked the other “What was he—Italian?” #home
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“Dead McMahon” is someone’s new band name.
So we’re burying my grandmother tomorrow morning. Tonight, my dad and his half-brother Phil reminisced. Dad: I remember the gouge in the table. Phil: From when she threw the knife at me, yes. She should’ve just let me go to the movies. I kept asking “Can I go to the movies? Can I go to the movies?” I was being obnoxious, so she threw a knife at me. Dad: I tripped on the...
Okay, goblins. Next Tuesday is OKC, Next Wednesday is Tulsa, and the Fri/Sat after that is the Tempe Improv. And then after that I sleep.
Mellencamp in central Indiana makes more sense than I can articulate.
I’m like Johnny Appleseed but with crumbly boogers in hotel rooms. What I meant is I’m nothing like Johnny Appleseed.
Beware of Count Thread Count, the vampire pillow case! Why am I awake right now?
Just payed three bucks for two beers, because Louisville know how the world is supposed to work. PS Skull Alley show kicked ass. Thank you.
Lady at truck stop Subway said she would only get a chest tattoo if it was elegant, all while dropping fistfuls of toppings onto my BLT.