If anyone was looking for me the past 24 hours, I was in the woods. The mosquitoes took more blood from me than a mountain lion ever could.
I’ve heard “I’d have a better chance being struck by lightning” than so much other shit, I think I might get hit by lightning soon.
If you have any friends living along or near this blue line, tell ‘em to come on out! Detailed show info in the calendar section of the site. Except for the ones with Patton Oswalt, I believe all the shows are under ten bucks. No comedy clubs—just bars, record stores, a theater, an art gallery, and possibly a house party. So skip the shower, put on your cut-offs, and come see stinky,...
All I know is I drank the potion the dragon lady sold me and then I was ready to fight any beast that dared cross my path. #koreanginseng.
RT @hoodlums: Come to “Live Comedy with Kyle Kinane (live music too)” Wednesday, July 28 from 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm http://fb.me/DRoXMl0K
In black socks and boxer shorts, pumping iron to some mariachi music. Save yourself the disappointment and don’t compare your life to mine.
I always spell it “Marina Del Ray,” that way it sounds like some nice man named Ray has a marina, and for whatever reason this comforts me.
RT @Brandazzle: Gimme Shelter tonight - find it on Facebook. Benefit for Santa D’Or Animal Rescue, $5 for Bamford, Odenkirk, Kinane, Br …
I can never tell if someone’s hitchhiking or if it’s just a guy with a backpack trying to tell drivers, “Hey, great job out there.”
Summer tour dates up, and more on the calendar. Help me spread the word, won’t you? www.kylekinane.com
Girl, I’m just chillin’ with my shirt off, showin’ some 4-bean salad who’s boss, ‘cause I don’t fuck around with that 3-bean shit. Stop by.
I thought, “Oh, the Ramones in the supermarket. We’ve come a long way, haven’t we?” The dance around getting a whole twelver ended simply with a 32oz, a 2X4, and a Tombstone pizza (wisely placed next to the cheap beer). I waited behind a British woman with many vegetables and in front of a woman with a 30lb bag of cat food. The joke was there and cat food girl seemed game...
RT @kimberlykane: Godammit Doug this is funny! http://bit.ly/9BbVEe @kylekinane
Irvine Improv shows w/ Patton Oswalt tonight and tomorrow have been rescheduled. Sorry, gang.