RT @Brandazzle: Gimme Shelter tonight - find it on Facebook. Benefit for Santa D’Or Animal Rescue, $5 for Bamford, Odenkirk, Kinane, Br …
Girl, I’m just chillin’ with my shirt off, showin’ some 4-bean salad who’s boss, ‘cause I don’t fuck around with that 3-bean shit. Stop by.
Summer tour dates up, and more on the calendar. Help me spread the word, won’t you? www.kylekinane.com
I can never tell if someone’s hitchhiking or if it’s just a guy with a backpack trying to tell drivers, “Hey, great job out there.”
I thought, “Oh, the Ramones in the supermarket. We’ve come a long way, haven’t we?” The dance around getting a whole twelver ended simply with a 32oz, a 2X4, and a Tombstone pizza (wisely placed next to the cheap beer). I waited behind a British woman with many vegetables and in front of a woman with a 30lb bag of cat food. The joke was there and cat food girl seemed game...
RT @kimberlykane: Godammit Doug this is funny! http://bit.ly/9BbVEe @kylekinane
Irvine Improv shows w/ Patton Oswalt tonight and tomorrow have been rescheduled. Sorry, gang.
Potential cooking show pilots, featuring me!
“That’s Too Many Onions!” “Painting With Flavor” “Bed Dinners with Kyle Kinane” “Hotsaucin’!” “Leftover Country Weddings” (1st episode—Chow Mein Tacos) “Are You Going To Finish That?”
RT @margiekment: Free comedy show starts tonight at Taix! Maria Bamford, Dan Mintz, Kyle Kinane, Myq Kaplan, Zach Sherwin and me! 8:30pm …
couldnt be more spoiled doing this show w @nerdist @pattonoswalt mulaney @andykindler and bamford. rich kid on xmas right here
RT @KenBarnard: @MayneStage tonight for Double Threat show with @kylekinane and @kristenschaaled Two of my favorite ppl! (Three if you c …
Oof, hell of a night. May’ve confused Dos Equis for bottles that just had “XXX” on the side of them.
Chicago this weekend, Columbus next weekend, America the rest of the summer. Still looking for possible venues in Kansas City or Omaha.
Just slept through the awesome Saturday night I had planned out. Sunday, I know this is a strange request, but I need you to be great, okay?
It’s me on The Sound Of Young America! http://bit.ly/clbcMF
RT @nottjmiller: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/113967 to see me at the lincoln lodge, with special guests Kyle Kinane and Mike …
Today, I saw an old Asian man at a bus stop wearing ladies’ slacks and a Hawaiian shirt. As the car I was a passenger in pulled up to the corner, he held a gunslinger’s stare into the distance, then said warmly, “Hello, bitches” to no one in particular. Just wanted to say thanks, universe. Sometimes you really nail it.
Matt Braunger: Headlining two shows at the... →
Hey everybody, I’m headlining the Hollywood Improv this Saturday, June 5th at 7:30 and 9:30. Doug Benson, April Richardson, Bill Dwyer, and Karl Hess join me for the 7:30 show. Kyle Kinane, Matt Dwyer, and Ron Babcock join me for the 9:30 show. If anybody wants to get on the list for either…
mrscottdavis: If you missed me as a nutsack on Web Soup, here is your chance! Written by Jonah Ray and starring the amazing Kyle Kinane You couldn’t have played it better, Scott.
Kyle Kinane's possible summer tour (a little...
I’m looking to possibly tour in early/mid August and I’d like some help. I have a three-night run in the Southeast with Mr. Oswalt (Asheville, Knoxville, Nashville) and a possible date in Chattanooga. If I were to drive from LA, could folks help me out with shows along the way or on the way back? I’m looking at maybe Memphis, Tulsa, Kansas City—stops that are in a...
New stupidity up at www.imdeadanditsallmyfault.com
It’s a special kind of hangover when you’re at the airport in swim trunks and a dress shirt.