Sometime in the fall of 1995, my friend Marco and...
San Francisco! Come out May 10th to the Make-Out Room, 7pm. It’s another awesome Rumpus event with great writers and me making fart noises.
RT @Braunger: Tickets still available for the 7:30 show at the Henry Fonda: http://www.starflowentertainment.com/comedycentralla.html
Morning rush hour just seems like a strange race where the winner gets to a place they don’t want to be at sooner than everyone else.
Still (free) tickets available for the 730 show this Wed. It’s a biggun. http://www.starflowentertainment.com/comedycentralla.html
Big show is Thursday, not Wednesday. I’m not a bright person.
Didnt know this train had a designated “teething baby” car. Quickly gathering my things and moving to the “planned parenthood” car.
I will strive to fulfill my duties as the newly crowned Iron Comic honorably. Many thanks to Nato, Moshe, Morgan, Alex, Tig, and Maria.
RT @moshekasher: Iron Comic in midnight 2night Bridgetown: Maria Bamford, Kyle Kinane, Alex Koll, Tig Notaro,Morgan Murphy Hosted by Me …
Summit Saloon in Bend OR with Randy Liedtke tonight 8pm. Now off to shoot guns in the woods.
I swear the Alaska Airlines ticket agent just paged Wayne Newton and Pol Pot. That, or I need more sleep.
Do you know you can follow “I’m Dead And It’s All My Fault” on Twitter? @goddamnitDoug
Calling out the troops for this one: http://tiny.cc/cqk83
Saw a guy kick a flower yesterday. The bus pulled away just as he got to the stop so he threw up his arms and then kicked a flower. TAPOUT!
JFL showcase tomorrow at the MBar. Message me for tickets and come see what nervous ticks surface when comedians are faced with pressure.
There is a disturbing amount of child-made artwork at the Salvation Army by my house. Very unsentimental parents in this neighborhood.
I’ve never seen a piano store that wasn’t going out of business.
RT @nottjmiller: Every day I have to tell you to RT http://www.starflowentertainment.com/comedycentralla.html to your friends! It’s for …