RT @LAist: DUI Checkpoints in Echo Park & Eagle Rock Tonight: http://bit.ly/de3eSt
“The Back-up Plan” looks like a slightly less funny snuff film.
Orlando, Gainesville, and Tampa with Brian Posehn this week. Come on out!
Sunday mornings are specifically made for thanking and apologizing to people for Saturday night.
I wonder if I’ll live long enough to think of teeth as possessions rather than a body part.
If y’all want to go to the RZO show downtown tonight, message me for tickets. All right.
Got this in the mail today. Two-sided KFC advertisement. Apparently their idea of beating breast cancer is to have you die from obesity or heart disease first. Way off base on this one, Colonel.
Unfollowed The Daily What because, as it turns out, I just don’t really give a shit about Star Wars “interpretations.”
Oversized sunglasses on women=Hipster burka.
solid r and b jams turn me into a 13 year old girl every time
“Pouncake” bty Van Halen only makes me wish I had a better stereo.
Saw a cigarette butt at the top of a long hiking trail today. Was gonna get mad but really, they earned it.
RT @harithecomic: Baron Vaughn/ Hari Kondabolu Show at Comix on April 8th at 7:30! Discount Code: EWBH http://bit.ly/aQCAOc
If you’re a registered sex offender, that’s bad. If you’re a Jehovah’s Witness, that’s even worse. If you’re both, that’s pretty convenient.
Jennifers Aniston and Lopez are only making joke trailers for romantic comedy parodies, right? It’s an elaborate prank. It has to be.
RT @CaEEshow: Episode 84 with @kylekinane is now up http://www.comedyandeverythingelse.net/episode/episode-84-kyle-kinane Check out his …