RT @harithecomic: Baron Vaughn/ Hari Kondabolu Show at Comix on April 8th at 7:30! Discount Code: EWBH http://bit.ly/aQCAOc
Jennifers Aniston and Lopez are only making joke trailers for romantic comedy parodies, right? It’s an elaborate prank. It has to be.
If you’re a registered sex offender, that’s bad. If you’re a Jehovah’s Witness, that’s even worse. If you’re both, that’s pretty convenient.
RT @CaEEshow: Episode 84 with @kylekinane is now up http://www.comedyandeverythingelse.net/episode/episode-84-kyle-kinane Check out his …
I might trade a pair of bicycling shoes for a live portrait of myself. I love Los Angeles.
There has to be more to life than knowing I can restrain my impulses while drunk shopping at Ikea.
At 33 there is no such thing as a “good” t-shirt anymore. Get some buttons, asshole! (me)
A bunch of new tour dates added to the calendar at kylekinane.com, including Florida w/ Brian Posehn and Seattle w/ Janeane Garofalo.
Just shampooed a carpet and felt quite proud of the feat, as if few men had accomplished it before. Then I remembered there are astronauts.
pete holmes just beat out she and him for best of ther fest #sxsw
930 at the new movement, 1140 esthers follies, missing evry band i want to see #sxsw
Show Idea: Food vs. Wild. Can a chocolate cake survive a week in the Amazon? Will bacon-wrapped dates succumb to the harsh Alaskan tundra?
Tom Hanks has taught me more about U.S. history than public school ever did.
Three “last call” nights in a row and I’m still wearing the same shirt. The fervor with which I answered questions no one was asking is directly proportional to the amount of Big Mac sauce still in my beard this morning. Funny how I never understood the idea that gangster rap could possibly glamorize violence for black youth and yet Bukowski has made it seem like a birth right...
Bear Grylls has really locked down the genre of “putzy badass.”
Sadly, these days the words “outcome” and “income” are one in the same. Also, I’m just gonna reheat this thing with the sour cream. Fuck it.