Turns out if your name is mentioned in an article with the word “pedophile”, regardless of context, you automatically get listed here: www.sex-offender-info.com. Keep up the great, unresearched, misinformed work, guys! I sure hope some fans see this site when trying to find tour dates! Better yet, maybe I can have an awkward conversation with my mom when she sees it! The best part is they even have the excerpt from the article where a reviewer paraphrases one of my bits to say that I’m mistaken for a pedophile. No matter that it’s a review for a comedy album, now a recent Google search of my name includes a sex offender site. Perfect timing for having just come out with my first comedy cd.
Don’t get me wrong—sexual offenders are bad people. Which is why I’m pretty goddamn furious to be mentioned on a website along side them. This is wholly irresponsible on the part of the website and they way they indiscriminately choose (or “blindly collect” as it seems) content. If anyone cares enough to tell them that I most certainly am not a sexual offender, go ahead and email Susan at email@example.com. Thanks in advance.