#140tweets Great job to everyone who produced/participated in this. My apologies to anyone I talked to inappropriately (most everyone).
Is “Waking Up To Say I’m Sorry” a country song already? God, I wish it was.
got drunk and called Andy Milonakis a “cancer lesbian” to his face. still not sure if I’m proud or upset with myself.
RT @andytwood: #ff @bridgetown - Spread the word! Big Bridgetown Comedy Festival announcements to come Monday via @bridgetown! Pls. RT
Well would you look at this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLs9ozsGFi0
your heart #ff (I’m a putz)
obriens in santa monica at 830, hwd improv at 10 tonight.
Slept on memory foam last night. It was an evening to remember.
random bbq tongs in the bathroom of this chinese coffee shop in NY. why dont you sing about that one, jay-z?
Which country won the Oscars?
Union Hall in Brooklyn tonight, 8pm. UCB-NY 11pm tomorrow.
deadbolted out of a friend’s place and sleeping in a hallway. g’night!
sleeping in a hallway becau
And for one more time, me, Kumail, and Jared Logan will be all over the Comix stage tomorrow night. Use the word “promo” to get $10 tix.
Why do I only get dejavu when things are shitty? “Oh, I feel like I’ve been humiliated exactly like this before.”
Too many people to thank for making Boston great. Sullivan, Boulger, Dustin, Big Al, Crean, McIntire, everyone else—thank you.
RT @ComixNY: RT @kumailn Today is the last day to get $10 tix if you use promo code “promo”. http://tinyurl.com/yhxopbv Me, Kinane, tomo …
New York with Kumail, Thursday at Comix. I couldn’t be more excited about this engagement. http://tinyurl.com/yhxopbv Code:Promo
RT @middlesexlounge: @baratunde @robdelaney any chance you can shill out a tweet for a new stand up night to you boston friends? http:// …