February 2010
43 posts
Largest import: back fat. Largest export: broken dreams. #lasvegasfacts
“Celebrity Close Calls” on Bio: finally a show with the courage to expose Coolio’s asthma attack.
being accidentally disconnected while trying to buy ron popeil’s showtime knife set was the luckiest i’ve been in vegas.
i can’t help it. the solid flavor injector is as fascinating as it is disturbing.
Chinese food today in the casino employee cafeteria. Used Kikkoman like I was putting out a fire. The Cher impersonator seemed fine with it.
New York City, March 4th: http://comixny.com/event.aspx?eid=723&sid=2586
Thanks! @mandystadt @phirm
RT @domgianneschi: I did a poster for Paton Oswalt and Kyle Kinane’s Milwaukee show: http://www.pattonoswalt.com/
Overheard in Vegas: “Can I help you find something, sir.” “Yeah, the dad-gum Toby Keith Bar and Grill for starters.”
Las Vegas, where losers from around the world come to not win.
Why do they even make Harley Davidson shirts in medium?
And for good measure since there’s some new folk: www.imdeadanditsallmyfault.com
Two pot farmers just tried teaching me how to play craps. Laughing that hard while losing money is really just an investment in good times.
A sincere thank you, from an altitude-and-cough syrup-drunk Kyle Kinane #everyoneniceenoughtobuythealbum
I can’t find the odds for Puppy Bowl listed anywhere in the sportsbook of this casino.
“I was at the show last night and you’re wearing the same thing.” Closest I’ve come to receiving a compliment in Lake Tahoe all week.
Sean Patton on Fallon in a bit. Do right by yourself and watch.
RT @barvonblaq: My good friend and one of my favorite comedians @mrseanpatton is on @latenightjimmy tonight. Watch.
In Lake Tahoe. Opened by asking if it was okay to say “Time to hit the slopes” in a Chinese restaurant here. I was answered with silence.
Not enough thanks to go around to everyone for all the nice words about the record. Special thanks to @aspecialthing and @domgianneschi
