Public House in Los Feliz tonight 9:30. Doing the laugh dance all over again.
self-promotion monday. I’m on Marc Maron’s podcast www.wtfpod.com and interviewed here www.angelcityblog.blogspot.com
Ate so many different parts of a cow the other night from the taco truck that I may have Frankencattle assembling in my guts right now.
Gonna be handling the monologues at Assscat! tonight at 7:30, UCB-LA
obriens in santa monica 830 tonight. donate a toy for the kids
RT @goddamnitDoug: The Who weren’t shit until Keith Moon blew up his drum kit. I’m using twice as much explosives as he did so… http:/ …
RT @goddamnitDoug: Organs don’t fail, Doug. They surrender. And surrender is unacceptable. If these kidneys backstep on me once… http: …
I ate the rice with my hands, because that’s how they do it in India. Probably not drunk and over the sink with a side of Twizzlers though.
RT @goddamnitDoug: Where did I put my car keys, Doug? All this Nyquil’s gonna kick in soon, so I’m taking off. Gotta try and… http://t …
Rough night in dreamland. Witness relocation, doctors, enlightenment via psychiatric patient, and artichokes…so many artichokes.
Monte Cristo really is the perfect drag name for a breakfast that dresses up like a dinner sandwich. Good job, world.
I thought this NatGeo special was about how Josef Mengele was responsible for the Minnesota Twins. Now I’m all confused.
Let’s be honest—the Third Reich’s intentions were heinous but their graphic design was impeccable.
RT @goddamnitDoug: I’m going on a hunger strike. Until they bring back Naugles is when. Life just ain’t worth living if you… http://tu …
My take on Trader Joes featured here: http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/staffpicks
RT @goddamnitDoug: There’s no argument. I want pec implants and plastic surgeons in the States just can’t compete with Bolivian… http: …
I was a “Style Cop” for FoxNews.com. I may’ve missed the point. http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/style/index.html
I was a "Style Cop" for FoxNews.com. →
thank you, ladies
The Golden Girls seem to show up in my life right when I need them (alone in a Best Western on a Friday night)M