Public House in Los Feliz tonight 9:30. Doing the laugh dance all over again.
self-promotion monday. I’m on Marc Maron’s podcast www.wtfpod.com and interviewed here www.angelcityblog.blogspot.com
Ate so many different parts of a cow the other night from the taco truck that I may have Frankencattle assembling in my guts right now.
Gonna be handling the monologues at Assscat! tonight at 7:30, UCB-LA
obriens in santa monica 830 tonight. donate a toy for the kids
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RT @goddamnitDoug: Organs don’t fail, Doug. They surrender. And surrender is unacceptable. If these kidneys backstep on me once… http: …
I ate the rice with my hands, because that’s how they do it in India. Probably not drunk and over the sink with a side of Twizzlers though.
RT @goddamnitDoug: Where did I put my car keys, Doug? All this Nyquil’s gonna kick in soon, so I’m taking off. Gotta try and… http://t …
Monte Cristo really is the perfect drag name for a breakfast that dresses up like a dinner sandwich. Good job, world.
Rough night in dreamland. Witness relocation, doctors, enlightenment via psychiatric patient, and artichokes…so many artichokes.
I thought this NatGeo special was about how Josef Mengele was responsible for the Minnesota Twins. Now I’m all confused.
Let’s be honest—the Third Reich’s intentions were heinous but their graphic design was impeccable.
RT @goddamnitDoug: I’m going on a hunger strike. Until they bring back Naugles is when. Life just ain’t worth living if you… http://tu …
My take on Trader Joes featured here: http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/staffpicks
RT @goddamnitDoug: There’s no argument. I want pec implants and plastic surgeons in the States just can’t compete with Bolivian… http: …
I was a “Style Cop” for FoxNews.com. I may’ve missed the point. http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/style/index.html
thank you, ladies
The Golden Girls seem to show up in my life right when I need them (alone in a Best Western on a Friday night)M
I don’t like to judge but im sure the two guys sitting in front of me on this plane are rapists.
if I knew it was scumbag day at LAX I would’ve flown out of Burbank.
Mockolate. Bleaches and Cream. Chocturnal Emissions #benandjerryfailures
RT @goddamnitDoug: Get your poncho, Doug. I got a pony keg, a Crave Case, and a full tank in the Cavalier. Time to go storm… http://tu …
"27 Dresses" is the herpes of HBO. "Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins" is a gonorrhea second. I wish I had enough self esteem to hit on Showtime.
RT @goddamnitDoug: I’m a volunteer fireman, Doug. I just show up where I can when I can, you know? Well, I assume the training… http:/ …
Had pie for breakfast, now going to ride my mountain bike and listen to punk rock and heavy metal. Suck it, adulthood. I win.
randy is laying down with a headache
going for a custom order with cheese and mushrooms (3rd one)
randy reminded everyone that we all had fries and drinks as well
final score: randy-5, kyle-3, brendon and curt-2 ea.
RT @brendonwalsh: Late Lunch w/ Liedtke taping in 30 mins at McDonalds at Sunset & Fountain. Going to eat McRibs w/ @randyliedtke, @kyle …
I’m going to live tweet a McRib in a half hour. Is that how this works?
"How many are you going to eat?" asks the gf. "I’m not judging. Just curious."
there are three puppets involved
I’ll be on Live At Gotham this Friday night on Comedy Central. Just saying is all.
RT @goddamnitDoug: You’re missing my point, Douglas. Once they realize that I’m only provoking the chase to demonstrate my… http://tum …
I said, “So you’re from Oahu?” She replied, “No, I said Ohio.” I responded with, “Oh, so the Big Island then.” It went downhill from there.
We live in an age where anyone, regardless of race, creed, or status, can publicize their opinion to the world. That’s pretty terrible.
Hyperion Tavern in 20 minutes (8pm).
My ventriloquist act failed. Shouldn’t have made the puppet the straight man. Gumbo just looking away, ashamed, during my off–color jokes.
Bought an ice tray that makes fish-shaped ice cubes. Completely ruins my “grizzled writer drinking lonesome Saturday night bourbon” vibe.
They’re certainly not “coy” fish! That one just winked at me!
My type of music sounds best playing loudly from of a Jeep careening recklessly from of a mini–golf parking lot into a hot Midwestern dusk.