If you’re not onboard with my brain waves right now then nobody is.
People with dreadlocks can only give dirty looks.
I get laser ADDITION.
The concert was good but I really can’t wait for all this shakey iPhone footage to come out.
This Starbucks shitter is feeling the wrath of last night’s chili stunt. Oof. I’ve had to take off my hat and jacket. Yeah, it’s like that.
I’m alive, everyone. My body sounds like a haunted house right now, but I’m alive.
Just hit it with the can opener and it hissed for 6 seconds. Having second thoughts. Especially because it’s chicken.
I don’t think they even make this kind anymore. “Use by” date is illegible. Let’s crack her open! http://yfrog.com/mtplg0j
Had a great night. Now I’m going to live tweet about eating this really old chili I found.
The can of soup next to it expired in ‘05, so archeologically speaking I was in for a heap of trouble. Next project:TJ’s beef chili!
This guy here is “best by Feb of ‘10.” Doesn’t mean it can’t still be “decent by Dec of ‘10,” right? http://yfrog.com/0ofsl0j
This chili moved in to this apartment before I did.
Optimistically I have a bad dream and shit-fart the couch. Realistically I have a winter funeral. http://yfrog.com/5mytn0j
I feel fine about what I ate, but I feel bad that I ate it. Does that make sense? Does anyone want to come over and watch streaming Netflix?
Hot sauce is like the push-up bra for food. A little Tapatio and this chili may as well have been made yesterday! Take a letter, Maria!
I know there’s “Five-alarm” chili, but is there a “car alarm” chili? I may have found it.
Another sizeable hiss but it smells okay. Let’s take her for a spin!
I use junk mail to cover my microwaveables. Target coupons keepin’ my TJ beef chili in check y’all. http://yfrog.com/4j2vz0j
Diving in. Since I wasn’t sure what this was supposed to taste like in the first place, I’m going to say not bad.
My vision just became incredibly clear and I feel acutely aware of everything. Am I dying?