At LAX. Apparently American Airlines now offers service to the Island of Dr. Moreau. Gonna hunker down in Chilis Too and wait out the ugly.
Still tickets for Lincoln Lodge Friday w/ Junior Stopka. http://www.thelincolnlodge.com/tickets.html
Every time I pass a Toys R Us, I impulsively mutter, “We sure are.”
“Babies R Us” is a retail clothing store, not a valid pro-life argument.
I believe Lincoln Lodge is sold out Friday. No sweat—two shows at the Red Bar Comedy Club downtown Saturday night. www.redbarcomedy.com
“That’s fine and good, but what about a bee made of beards?” With that, Charles left the Arby’s, leaving behind more questions than answers.
http://bit.ly/ckLdnk Me on Stop Podcasting Yourself. One of the best times I’ve had on a podcast. Thanks, guys!
RT @EdGalvez: Sometimes I feel like god put me on this planet so the world doesn’t get over populated by tacos.
Two things you should be doing right now—getting tix for the Lincoln Lodge shows this weekend and listening to ZZ Top.
RT @hollywoodphony: Amazon.com has 100 albums for $5 each! Including REO Speedwagon’s Greatest Hits and @kylekinane’s death of the party …
The AV Club is always real nice to me. You guys have a back rub coming! http://www.avclub.com/chicago/events/kyle-kinane,204029/
Gonna get a pot card or a gun license. Either way, it’s gonna fix this whole “neighbor learning acoustic guitar” shit.
By telling Christine O’Donnell to blow me, I’m simply agreeing with her “no masturbation” policy and offering a compliance.
Folks who disagree with evolution are the strongest argument for God, because science can’t explain why people that dumb are upright.
sometimes we forget to edit out of urgency and passion.
I think Christine O’Donnell is just mad that monkeys can sit around jerking it all day and there’s nothing she can do about it.
Grown-ups shouldn’t ever say “yummy.” They should also never say “grown-ups.” Ah, fuck it all anyway. Stupid pointless goddamn day. Shit.
No amount of news websites I have open in my browser make up for the words “big boob alert” lingering in the Google search bar.
One week from today, I come back to the Lincoln Lodge in Chicago. Come out and see where all the jokes about throwing up in alleys are born!
Showtime 2 must be some kind of rescue shelter for terrible breast implants. One girl has a lazy nipple.