Shooting for Third: Archive

Feb 10th

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Feb 8th

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Feb 8th

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Feb 7th

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Feb 4th

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Hey Chicago, go do this

zaksmith: Details on my slideshow thing at Art Institute of Chicago: This Friday, February 3, 6:00pm – 7:30pm SAIC Auditorium, 280 S. Columbus Drive

Feb 2nd

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Jan 28th

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Jan 21st

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Chris Cantwell = Adventure: This is What Living... →

chriscantwell: You come home, but your garage door has been deactivated so that people who don’t live in your house are trying to park in your garage. More than seven houses across the street turn up “My Sharona,” 40’s Big Band, and early Dre to extreme volumes. At 8pm a kid on a bike drives by and throws 300… Are you sure this post isn’t called “White as fuck”?

Jan 13th

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Watch

thedailywhat: Scenes From A Long War of the Day: An inflammatory, extremely NSFW video, alleging to show four marines urinating on the corpses of dead Taliban insurgents in Afghanistan, has surfaced online. The video, which identifies the troops as scout snipers with the 3rd Battalion 2nd Marines “out of camp lejeune [NC]” was originally uploaded by a user named “semperfiLoneVoice.” In a...

Jan 12th

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BoxenBlog: Look Ma, I Set Up A Link on A Website →

scottbox: Tuesday afternoon, I was on Twitter. Writing jokes. Reading jokes. Like many of my fellow comedians, I use Twitter as a virtual notebook to jot out zingers and pithy observations that might or might not be useful in front of an actual audience. Because I live to delight people. Twitter is…

Jan 7th

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Jan 4th

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Ruby on iTunes

cheapgirls: Hey all, Our new single “Ruby” is available for purchase on iTunes. http://itunes.apple.com/album/ruby-single/id489731446?v0=9988&ign-mpt=uo%3D1 Tell your friends. Love, Cheap Girls

Jan 4th

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Fuck you guys and your “nice” car stereos. I’ll remove your faceplates, smartmouths.

Jan 3rd

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Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Thanks! @PasteMagazine’s 10 Best Comedians of 2011 http://t.co/pgcxJ02H

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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“Biography: Dave Thomas” is on at the same time as “Bigfoot: The Definitive Guide.” Basic cable, you make my life quite difficult sometimes.

Dec 28th

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January dates: Austin, OKC, Denver, Grand Rapids, Atlanta, and Nashville. Check http://t.co/YJeHBkia for details.

Dec 27th

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Larry Crispness, everyone.

Dec 25th

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onepunksongaday: Queerwülf - Tonight, I’m...

Dec 23rd

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I don’t like any of the booze anymore. Forever. God, strike me down if I’m wrong.

Dec 23rd

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Some movie trailer came out and now there’s nerd diarrhea all over? Whatever. Excited about the Salad Chef. Large one comes with a spinner.

Dec 21st

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I think I’m getting sick. What’s that stuff you rub on your chest to relieve congestion? Boobs? Yes, boobs. Someone rub their boobs on me.

Dec 20th

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Looks like it’s another night locked down by the battle of Kyle Kinane vs. The Victor Borge informercial.

Dec 18th

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So I just cried into a club sandwich while watching the end of Elf. These hangovers are getting weird.

Dec 18th

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Guys, I have a wishlist just like the porn ladies! http://t.co/AHjL6aSP via @amazon

Dec 17th

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Dec 16th

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CHEAP GIRLS: New record GIANT ORANGE out February... →

cheapgirls: Allow us to announce to you our third full length record, “GIANT ORANGE” It’ll be out on February 21st on our new home for album, Rise Records. We’d also like to share with you the first single from the record, a song called “Ruby” It’ll have ten songs that total somewhere around… Listen to Cheap Girls. I wish I had this as a soundtrack to every night spent driving around...

Dec 15th

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Can you eat hot wings without killing the whole chicken? Because if you can, that’s really humane and we should work on that as a society.

Dec 15th

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I’m glad to find out Dick Biondi is still doin’ it, Chicagoland!

Dec 12th

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I think this room service salad cost me four hundred dollars.

Dec 11th

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RT @comedybar: This Saturday’s 10pm Kyle Kinane id SOLD OUT! midnight show has been added! GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!

Dec 10th

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Dec 9th

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Alright, Canada—it’s on! Tomorrow Montreal, Friday Ottawa, and Saturday Toronto. I will kiss all of you.

Dec 8th

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Dec 6th

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Dec 6th

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Watched a video of Michele Bachmann talking to LGBT students. Got me so pissed I had to crank one off to a photo of doves just to calm down.

Dec 3rd

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DEATH TO BRINGER SHOWS

VIVA LA BABS GRAY! paulcibis: 1000x yes. Bringer shows are a scam that exploits inexperienced comics and wastes the time/money of the audience by presenting (at best) overly-long, inconsistant shows. Worse yet, bad bringer shows can (and do) prejudice audiences against choosing live comedy as an entertainment option in the future. barbaragray:

Dec 2nd

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