Nathan Barnatt is one of the most prolific people I have ever met. Will you just watch this already? The shot at 3:45 is worth it alone.
You guys have seen this, right?
Always the best. Fix your mood and watch this. I downright dare you not to be delighted.
More proof that our friend Isaac Fitzgerald of The Rumpus is a bonafide BAMF.
Everyone’s favorite knife, The General, in action. Commanding Officer: Isaac Fitzgerald.
- You come home, but your garage door has been deactivated so that people who don’t live in your house are trying to park in your garage.
- More than seven houses across the street turn up “My Sharona,” 40’s Big Band, and early Dre to extreme volumes.
- At 8pm a kid on a bike drives by and throws 300…
Are you sure this post isn’t called “White as fuck”?
(via tumblangeles)
Scenes From A Long War of the Day: An inflammatory, extremely NSFW video, alleging to show four marines urinating on the corpses of dead Taliban insurgents in Afghanistan, has surfaced online.
The video, which identifies the troops as scout snipers with the 3rd Battalion 2nd Marines “out of camp lejeune [NC]” was originally uploaded by a user named “semperfiLoneVoice.”
In a statement released to the press, USMC Media Officer Captain Kendra N. Hardesty said the origin and authenticity of the video are currently being verified, adding that “this matter will be fully investigated and those responsible will be held accountable for their actions.”
“The actions portrayed are not consistent with our core values and are not indicative of the character of the Marines in our Corps,” said Cpt. Hardesty.
The Pentagon has also launched an investigation.
[liveleak / marinecorps / telegraph.]
Kill ‘Em All! (but don’t be a dick about it)
Tuesday afternoon, I was on Twitter. Writing jokes. Reading jokes. Like many of my fellow comedians, I use Twitter as a virtual notebook to jot out zingers and pithy observations that might or might not be useful in front of an actual audience. Because I live to delight people.
Twitter is…
Hey all,
Our new single “Ruby” is available for purchase on iTunes.
http://itunes.apple.com/album/ruby-single/id489731446?v0=9988&ign-mpt=uo%3D1
Tell your friends.
Love,
Cheap Girls
Fuck you guys and your “nice” car stereos. I’ll remove your faceplates, smartmouths.
